Carbon dioxide is the new oxygen

I am sitting in the New York JFK airport and it is mid-day department store sketchy, so I bought Internet connection for $7.95.

Here is a conversation with Helen.

Helen: also the boy next door is BLASTING some REALLY AWESOME JAMZ
ahahhaa

Alison: hahahah
I LEFT MY HEADPHONES
AND I AM FORCED
TO LISTEN TO ThiS
JUNGLE MUSIC

Helen: OHHHH MY GOSH NO HEADPHONES!!!!
you need to buy some!
while in flight!
tax free!

Alison: i'm broke!
OH!
they provide them!

Helen: SERIOUSLY alison
headphones = carbon dioxide
or whatever we breathe

Alison: HAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CARBON

Helen: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WE BREATHE

Alison: DIOXIDE
IS
POISONOUS

Helen: AHAHAHAHAHA CRAPPP!!!
CRAP!
CRAP!
what do we breathe, then???

Alison: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
OXYGEN?!?!

Helen: OH YEAH THATS RIGHT
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Alison: lawd
HELEN

Helen: i am SO DUMB
i am cracking up

Alison: I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH

Helen: AHAHAHAHA A GERMAN MAN IS ENJOYING IT
hahahahahhaaha
goddddddddddddd
i am so ridiculous